Update:
So, I managed to finally circumvent this problem by figuring out how to execute the script via bench. But, since frappe is no fun without constant errors around every corner, I gotta deal with a new AttributeError:
Update:
So, I managed to finally circumvent this problem by figuring out how to execute the script via bench. But, since frappe is no fun without constant errors around every corner, I gotta deal with a new AttributeError: